I decided that I would come up with my own list of "You know you're DISORDERED when.." and list things that I do, that I am going to take a step back and see that they're illogical and "disordered."
It's sort of depressing, because it's like, yes that is a bit funny thinking about it because it's my little world, but in the grand spectrum of things it's insane and just plain sad sounding...
But, here it goes.
You know you're disordered when...
- You love watching other's carts at the grocery store.
- You try on your little sister's clothes.
- You ask for other's leftovers for future binges.
- You steal Splenda from starbucks.
- You like going to overweight folks houses because you know they'll have diet soda.
- You know where all the private bathrooms are in your city.
- You do grocery shopping at different stores in one day so you don't look like a pig.
- You eat from the trashcan.
- You eat food that's expired during a binge.
- You sometimes don't wash your hands (ew!) because the thought of putting your hands in that water sounds too cold.
- You don't like swimming because it's too coooold!
- You like to look in other's medicine cabinets just to see what kind of laxatives they have, or if they have B12
- You always are first to offer when somebody needs something physical done, especially cleaning. (burn every calorie you can.)
- You take the stairs no matter what, even if you might be late because of it.
- You like to find exuses to go down and up the stairs, even if they are fake.
- You don't ever go out to eat, with anybody. When you do you already know exactly what you're ordering and how many calories are in it.
- You love to watch others eating.
- You want to eat scraps or save scraps off complete strangers plates at a restaurant, seeing it being taken away to be dumped just makes your heart jump a beat.
- You take aloooot of "showers."
There's more, but this is all I can fathom right now..
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